THE RED ZONE BLITZ

Each season feels like déjà vu for Nebraska — new faces, same collapse. After getting steamrolled by Minnesota, the Huskers must regroup fast as Northwestern comes to town. The Profizer sees only one cure: fix the sacks, start fast, and let the Blackshirts raise hell. It’s time to punch back, Husker Nation. Prediction: Nebraska 28, Northwestern 17.

The Profizer once again peers into the tarot deck and sees a hard-fought path ahead. After surviving an offensive train wreck against Michigan State, Nebraska looks to steady the ship in College Park. To win, the Huskers must keep it clean, stay special on special teams, and feed the Great Dane. The stars have spoken—Nebraska 33, Maryland 20.