THE RED ZONE BLITZ

One-score heartbreaks have haunted Nebraska for years, but something’s shifting in Lincoln. The Profizer feels it in his plums—this Husker team is learning how to win. As Nebraska heads to Minneapolis, can they finally pop PJ Fleck’s boat and prove the curse is broken? The tarot’s been read, the sage is burning, and the Profizer’s calling it: Huskers 40, Minnesota 20.

The Profizer once again peers into the tarot deck and sees a hard-fought path ahead. After surviving an offensive train wreck against Michigan State, Nebraska looks to steady the ship in College Park. To win, the Huskers must keep it clean, stay special on special teams, and feed the Great Dane. The stars have spoken—Nebraska 33, Maryland 20.

The Profizer shakes off the Michigan sting and looks ahead: it’s time to overwhelm the Spartans. Contain QB Aidan Chiles, let Raiola cook against one of the nation’s weakest pass defenses, and avoid a hangover loss. The battle plan is clear — keep the season on track and set up a YUGE October. Prediction: Huskers 38, MSU 17.

Nebraska’s tune-ups are over—now it’s time to cage the Wolverines. The Profizer’s cards say the keys are clear: trap Bryce Underwood in the pocket, win the trenches like it’s Big Ten warfare, and keep cool in the big moment. Husker Nation hasn’t seen a ranked home win since 2016…but the stars are aligning. Prediction: Nebraska 30 – Michigan 21. GO BIG RED!